Bring the Beard to South Beach
Miami officially got the call, Peyton Manning won’t be taking them to prom this year. What is a Dolphin to do? Call up the next best thing, a close personal friend, with stunning facial hair. Joe Philbin is very acquainted with ex-Packers QB Matt Flynn. Philbin was brought over from the Packers, where he was their OC, to revamp the Dolphins’ offense. He swung and missed on the biggest free agent of the century in Peyton Manning. There is nothing to be ashamed of in that, half of the league tried and also failed, there will be only one winner. What Miami must do now, is find another date. Matt Flynn is a career backup who sat behind Aaron Rodgers in Green Bay. In in limited time playing he shined, which is why he is being sought after.
The Dolphins aren’t the only suitors calling, but they must be the one to win his heart. After being turned down by Jeff Fisher and Peyton Manning in mere months, the Dolphins can’t afford to lose out on Flynn. If nothing else, Flynn will give hope. He can come in and compete with Matt Moore, and eventually win the starting job. After trading away their single best skill player in Brandon Marshall, they can’t afford to have any more holes on their offensive side of the ball. Sign Flynn, give the fans something positive to speculate about. Bring in the beard, Miami.